The Bono virus appears on our phones, Oreos deliver up sour biscuits, the Scottish remember what it means to be British and Nigella cooks up a meal-for-one with a difference.

Josie, Josie, Josie, where do we start?

This lovely girl from Leeds, who will do anything, say anything to get noticed, get on television, get paid.

Without training, skills, intelligence or fashionable look, she believes she’s owed a living. For Josie the NHS is there for the taking, her men aren’t life choices, but potential content for a story to sell.

Babies, Footballers, Xmas Cards and Breast Milk. Go lap it up!