In the UK animal bestiality has been very much confined to history and comedy. Until recently not unless you live elsewhere on the continent, or certain parts of the US. But some states today still allow you to gain your ‘Buffalo wings’.

Civilised world? Sometimes we’re made to wonder.

This one’s turned into a bit of a history lesson, sorry about that. Not intensional. But as stupid as Volkswagen have been, it’s all turned out quite rosy for the American’s. ‘Those pesky europeans with their better cars – what a great way to get people to ours again …PT Cruiser anyone?’

I bang on about word etymology, word meanings change and sometimes it’s difficult to keep up with. Wicked! Speaking of which, I bet Johnson now regrets that slogan of his.

So embarrassingly I’ve not done a video for months. Shit went down, what can I say? Anyway, back on it again – here’s the latest. Let’s crack on.

…Actually don’t answer that! We are all entitled.

But my biggest frustration of the last election wasn’t just the Tories winning so convincingly, but that so many people didn’t see what their game is.

Okay I’m not there yet, but I’m getting proper close to 500 subscribers.

I’ve been making videos for little over a year now, and it’s been a lot of fun. So a massive thanks to everyone for watching and subscribing.

McDonalds want to break down barriers, sell me feelings, friendship and romance.

…but I only came in for some McNuggets!?!?

That’s how it feels anyway. If you want me to buy a burger just say so, I can’t be doing with all the flirting.

It’s a boring subject I’m afraid, but one that everyone should make themselves an expert in. …it doesn’t take long.

Don’t think that you won’t make any difference in the polls – you can!

== Correction – Russell Brand is no longer a tit ==

Leaving the general election to others with half a brain cell, result in the snotty-nosed and even those with racist views given more power.

A government not in touch with your views will your life harder and more expensive.

Yes, politicians can lie – but the more that vote, makes them more accountable for their actions.

So if you do a little research on which party, you’ll quickly learn which party matches your way of thinking.

I thought I would do something a little bit different, and show you what I’ve been playing with lately. It’s only an Oculus Rift, and it’s bloody amazing!

No unboxing, no detailed review, I just slap it on and tell you what I’m experiencing, and it really is just that. An experience.

A schoolboy beds two teachers, at once – sadly for them he just can’t keep quiet about it.

Need to get more fruit into your sex life? Angel shows you how to get 1 of your 5 a day.

2 out of 3 of you would have sex with a robot. Just think of the A&E cases.

Concerned that condoms just don’t offer enough belly button protection during sex?

And a theatre delivers a performance, worthy of an ovation of sorts.