A schoolboy beds two teachers, at once – sadly for them he just can’t keep quiet about it.

Need to get more fruit into your sex life? Angel shows you how to get 1 of your 5 a day.

2 out of 3 of you would have sex with a robot. Just think of the A&E cases.

Concerned that condoms just don’t offer enough belly button protection during sex?

And a theatre delivers a performance, worthy of an ovation of sorts.