Little Mix attempt a Jamaican accent. I review Euro Truck Simulator 2, complete with all the trimmings.

P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, conscious uncoupling, Sol Campbell, Noel Edmonds, BBC, Gay Marriage and Fred Phelps.

Extreme Couponing shows how to shop for the food you don’t want, and toilet paper.

And George Osborne annoys the nation with his budget, and then next week everyone forgets.